’Stique ®
Garden Wand!
April 1, 2020
DS Art Environmental, Ltd. announces the release of a Revolutionary new Multipurpose Garden Tool, a Miraculous Invention that empowers YOU to
Plot Rows! Plant Seeds! Lift Weeds!
Dig Furrows! Draw Lines In The Sand!
Dig Furrows! Draw Lines In The Sand!
Excavate Irrigation Channels! Prevent Run-Off!
Train Trees And Climbing Vines!
YOU can use your ’Stique ® to chase away pesky garden pests, and even test for the presence of rocks and other subterranean obstructions below the surface, in places you can’t even see!
In addition, your ’Stique ® can provide essential support for fencing, guidewires – even bird houses and feeders! And if you're looking to stand up a scarecrow, you can't beat a ’Stique ®!
Available In Metal, Plastic, Fiberglass,
or All-Natural Wood
or All-Natural Wood
Our Super-Deluxe ’StiqueTips TM Package comes with a variety of handy attachments that allow you dig even bigger holes, trim unsightly limbs, clear away leaves, grass clippings, rocks and debris. Your ’Stique ® can even till the earth, chop weeds below the surface, and mix the soil, all in one easy maneuver!
What Could Be More Convenient?
Attention Sports Enthusiasts!
If you order now, we’ll send a miracle ’Stique ® Sports WandTM at no extra charge! Use as a measuring stick, a sideline yard marker, or with a dizzying variety of reasonably priced ’Stique ® WandaptorsTM, you can send the ball toward the goal, to the hole, into or over the net, or clear out of the park! Or simply add one of our unique, proprietary PointesTM, and throw your Sports WandTM for long distances, breaking your own personal record.
Fishing?
Have we got a line for you!
Our patented ’Stique ® AnglerzTM package will make your ’Stique ® look reel! Or upgrade to Neptune level with our custom Netts TM and trident
SpearPointes TM gig adaptors, and the one that got away… won’t.
SpearPointes TM gig adaptors, and the one that got away… won’t.
Martial Arts!
Perfect for practicing quarterstaff, fencing, and kendo! Apply PugilPufs TM to the ends of your ’Stique ® for extra fun in the
boxing ring - and with our expertly crafted line of high carbon steel Pointes TM and Edjes TM attachments, your ’Stique ® can suddenly become an effective lethal deterrent, keeping real bad guys at bay!
boxing ring - and with our expertly crafted line of high carbon steel Pointes TM and Edjes TM attachments, your ’Stique ® can suddenly become an effective lethal deterrent, keeping real bad guys at bay!
Act now, and you can also get a complete set of our patented
Conneques TM adapters, empowering you to extend your ’Stique ® endlessly in either direction, creating your own Really Bigg’Stique ®!
Conneques TM adapters, empowering you to extend your ’Stique ® endlessly in either direction, creating your own Really Bigg’Stique ®!
Use for knocking fruit out of trees, cleaning gutters, washing windows, and trimming tall tree limbs, or take it out to the sports field for a run at pole vaulting! Or, feel free to walk softly.
Free for a nominal handling charge, you can also get a pre-packaged bundle of ten Lil ’Stiques ®, ideal for tent stakes, starting campfires, playing horseshoes, making nunchucks, or playing fetch with the family pooch.
Life will never be the same after you’ve discovered the ’Stique ®. The possibilities are truly endless!
Only $99.95
(while supplies last)
Act Now! Go immediately to www.DSArt.com. Click ‘Shop’, then ‘Gardening’, and click on the photo of the Amazing ’Stique for prompt service.
How about for divining water or as a shaky hand stabilizer while painting or for splinting broken bones...the list is endless. This is genius!!!
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