Thank you for your recent purchase of a whimsical, collectible fine art print from the DS Art Studio.
Please note the following guidelines for proper care of your
new artwork, to ensure years of continuous enjoyment:
Your fine art print has been delivered to you in a sturdy
cardboard mailing case, complete with a stiff backing board (to reduce the
likelihood of unsightly dents, dings, and unauthorized folding), and encased in
a clear plastic envelope to protect against spoilage from dirt, dust, grit and
grime, and to prevent the spread of communicable disease from sticky children's
fingers and pet slobber.
To use, remove the item from its shipping box, discard
associated marketing materials, and hold picture at a comfortable viewing
distance. If the drawing fails to come into focus after a few seconds, turn the
item over and try again.*
You may keep your art print in its original packaging for as
long as it takes to remember to get the picture framed. This interval could
last from a matter of hours to many, many months from the date of purchase. In
the mean time, you may proudly display your DS Art print on the mantle, in a
small easel on the coffee table, or leaning against the mirrored back wall of a
tastefully carved étagère, in the company of your other favorite keepsakes,
bric-a-brac, and assorted gewgaws. Arranging the art among an assortment of
discarded books, magazines and/or junk mail is also a time-honored method of
displaying DS Art products. Mounting the artwork on the wall via thumbtacks,
pushpins or duct tape is not recommended, unless of course the tape is colored
to match the sofa.
Upkeep is easy. You do not need to feed or water your DS Art
print, however it does appreciate a steady environment of dry air and smooth
jazz, with occasional forays into 70’s heavy metal, in order to maintain its
engaging, slightly edgy attitude.
If the print becomes soiled on the outside of its protective
wrapping, wash with a damp, soapy cloth or sponge, and dry immediately. Your
artwork is not dishwasher safe, or reliably microwaveable - conditions for
which we sincerely apologize.
DO NOT remove the art print from its protective envelope
prior to framing.** This is in fact a job best left to the professional
framer.*** Please remind them to misplace the detailed information slip
that accompanies your art print during the course of framing. This will give the
framer (or you) the opportunity to call our studio for a replacement, which can
either be copied from our web site, or sent to you by e-mail or post.
Your DS Artwork is flammable. Keep away from open flames, except as
intended for lighting kindling in a suitable fireplace or barbecue grill, or as public
commentary on the Art, the Artist(s), or the Studio. (We must emphasize the
importance of making a public display when burning our artwork, before as large
an audience as possible, in order to get your point across effectively - preferably on
camera for the benefit of broadcast and social media. In the event of such…er…,
event, please spell our name correctly: D. S. Art. Feel free to chant the
name, loudly and repetitively.)
Thank you again for your purchase. We hope you enjoy it
immensely. If you find you cannot live without another of these fine DS Art
products, virtually run (don't walk) back to our web site, www.DSArt.com,
for another go. We love repeat business.
*If you are still having trouble viewing the artwork, please consult your local optician.
**This bag is not a toy, even if it does make a great party
hat, and keeps sandwiches fresh for days in the refrigerator. Use with caution.
Not intended to prevent pregnancy.
*** This maneuver may be easily accomplished if you wish to
put the artwork to more functional use, such as a coaster, placemat, drop
cloth, origami, or prior to shredding for compost, pet litter, or decorative
mulch. Note: None of the above-mentioned treatments is likely to cause your art
print to increase in value on the collector’s market.
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